2016 Turkey day quotes wallpapers quotes images turkey cartoon: Fourth Thursday of November is observed as Thanksgiving Day in the US every year. On this day, turkey roast is feasted upon during dinner time. People spend this federal holiday in a relaxed manner, meeting their loved ones over lunch and dinner. This year the day falls on 24th November. To help you set yourself in the Thanksgiving Day which is just about to approach, we have come up with a wide range of Turkey Day quotes, images, messages, wallpapers, and turkey cartoon etc. on this page. You can use them to greet a happy Thanksgiving Day to your near and dear ones. Start exploring your options now!
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The average mother takes two whole days to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner but most kids don’t really care. I have taken an informal but exhaustive poll of kids and have come to the conclusion that if Twinkies came with drumsticks, all turkeys would die of old age.
Real smile on my face Comes when i am with you <3
Trust me you can dance – Beer
Loving someone and not expressing It Is like wrapping a nice gift And Not Giving It.
I do not get drunk…I get awesome: D
Last year we had a frozen turkey. For the first two hours in the stove he enjoyed it!
“On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.”
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Sometimes you have to act like you don’t care even if you do!
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.
God is really awesome and creative, i mean, just look at me 😛
“One distinguishing mark of an unregenerate man is ingratitude.”
We’re having the same thing this year for Thanksgiving dinner as last year.
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”
If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, you’ll never learn from your mistakes.
Why can’t you take a turkey to church? Because they use such FOWL language.
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.”
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes – a building can’t jump at all.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
Mark my words, the first person who comes up with a 22-pound turkey that can be cooked in a toast–has it made!
This Thanksgiving try to be grateful for practical things. Like, be thankful the post office doesn’t handle prayers.
Our turkey was sick. All day long it had a thermometer in it.
Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I’m stuffed!.
Last Thanksgiving my wife cooked the turkey in a microwave oven. We had to eat at 7:30 am.
Buy yourself before you forget who that is.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
Never answer an anonymous mail.
A person, who never made a mistake, never tried anything new.
Do You Know How It Feels To Be Ignored? It Really Fucking Hurts!! L
“My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.”
“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
Baby to night that night we loss control.