st patrick day birthday quotes

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What’s the use of being Irish if the world doesn’t break your heart ?

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There’s no reason to bring religion into it. I think we ought to have as great a regard for religion as we can, so as to keep it out of as many things as possible.

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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

(author- Johnathon Swift)

st patrick day birthday quotes

st patrick day birthday quotes
st patrick day birthday quotes
st patrick day birthday quotes
st patrick day birthday quotes
st patrick day birthday quotes
st patrick day birthday quotes
st patrick day birthday quotes
st patrick day birthday quotes
st patrick day birthday quotes
st patrick day birthday quotes

Any Kerryman will tell you that there are only two Kingdoms: the Kingdom of God and the Kingdom of Kerry – “One is not of this world and the other is out of this world.

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I used to go missing a lot… Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

(soccer player George Best)

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In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol – it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

(again George Best)

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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!

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I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

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I once read about the evils of drink, so I gave up reading.

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I spent a lot of good money on drink, women and cars, the rest I just squandered

(soccer player George Best)

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I don’t consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop.

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Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who’s to blame for everything.

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An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: “Put it back in the horse!”

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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

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Irish Alzheimer’s -you forget everything except the grudges.

Is minic a bhris béal duine a shrón.

Many a time a man’s mouth broke his nose. (Your mouth can get you into a lot of trouble.)

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Cuir síoda ar ghabhar ach is gabhar i gcónaí é.

Dress a goat in silk and he still remains a goat. (You can dress things up or use nice language about something but it doesn’t hide the reality.)

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Is minic a ghearr teanga duine a scornach.

It is often a person’s tongue cut his throat. (What you say can get you into a lot of trouble.)

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Ní chaitheann an chaint an t-éadach.

Talk doesn’t wear the clothes. (Talk doesn’t get the work done.)

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Ní scéal rúin é ó tá a fhios ag triúr é.

It is not a secret after three people know it.

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Nuair a bhíonn an cat amuigh, bíonn an luch ag rince.

When the cat is outside, the mouse does be dancing. = When the cat’s away, the mice will play.

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Bíonn gach duine go lách go dtéann bó ina gharraí.

Everybody is good natured until a cow goes into his garden. (Everybody is unconcerned about a matter until they’re affected by it personally)

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Inis do Mháire i gcógar é, is inseoidh Máire dó phóbal é.

Tell it to Mary in a whisper, and Mary will tell it to the parish. (Women like to gossip)

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Is teann gach madra gearr i ndoras a thí féin.

Every terrier is bold in the door of its house. (People can be full of brave talk when near home but not so confident when out of their comfort zone)

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Glaonn gach coileach go dána ar a atrainn fhéin.

Every cock crows boldly in his own farmyard. (Similar to above)

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“San áit ina mbíonn mná bíonn gab!”

-photo courtesy of

Dano

San áit ina mbíonn toit bíonn tine, San áit ina mbíonn tine bíonn teas,

San áit ina mbíonn teas bíonn mná, San áit ina mbíonn mná bíonn gab!

Where there’s a roof, there’s a fire where there’s a fire, there’s heat

where there’s heat there’s women , where there’s women, there’s gossip!

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An áit a mbíonn mná bíonn caint agus an áit a mbíonn géanna bíonn callán.

Where there are women there is talk, and where there are geese there is cackling. (similar to above)