happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures

happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures: The time has come when everyone around can be seen with mops and brooms in their hands for house cleaning. People can be seen busy purchasing home appliances, gift hampers, and clothes etc. Others can be seen busy getting whitewash done in their home or office. This all because Diwali is just around the corner. This is the time of the year when Hindus get their busiest ever because a lot needs to be done in so less time. As per the Hindu calendar, Diwali also marks the beginning of a New Year. This page has all the Diwali related information you might need. The complete info on Diwali/ Deepavali festival can be found here. We also have with us Funny jokes you could crack when with cousins and friends and family on this day.

 

happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures

happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures

Narendra Modi Cracker– Will Gain Audience and then Blast with Mitron…

 


 

Manmohan Patake-Light bhi chamkegi, dhuan bhi niklega par aawaj nahi aaegi.

 

 


Ekta kapoor rocket : Once ignited,goes up,Comes down back in the bottle.Again goes up. Repeats this 3 times…

 

 


Pesh hai Kejriwal anar- Woh anar jo jalte hue har 49 second baad rang badle,

 

 


Lal rang ki surri aur golden colour ka yeh bomb, saalon saal same dikhe, diwali pe diwali, pesh hai Rekha Bomb

 

 


Salman Khan Bomb Would Give Sounds Like “BhaiRox” “BhaiRox”

 

 


Salman Khan rocket would kill roadside people…

 

 


If you will ignite Alok Nath bomb, it will shower flowers on you & u will automatically blessed by him..

 

 


Sonam Kapoor bomb will be decorated well but as soon as it is ignited.. “Phusss”…

 

 


And in the end, Aaliya Bhat bomb will be ignited and will blast with a loud sound of “DUMBB..”

 

 


“बुरा ना मानो होली है”
यह कह कर किसीने मुझ पर रंग फेंक दिया था…
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आज “बुरा ना मानो दिवाली है” यह कहकर
मैंने उस पर **बम** फेंक दिया…
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आज पूरा मोहल्ला मुझे ढूंढ रहा है…

 

 


अमिताभ बच्चन – “मेरे पास Rocket है,
कोटी है,
चकरी है,
अनार है,
मिर्ची बोम्ब है,
तुम्हारे पास क्या है ?”
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शशी कपूर – “मेरे पास
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मेरे पास… मा…
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चीस है ।
लगा दूँगा सभी पे तो कुछ भी नहीं बचेगा…
# Happy Diwali #
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आँखो से आँसूओं की जुदाई कर दो,
दिल से ग़मों की विदाई कर दो,
अगर दिल ना लगे कहीं तो,
आ जाओ मेरे घर
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और
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मेरे घर की सफाई कर दो…
और याद रहे
यह Offer दिवाली तक ही है…

 

 


आपकी दिवाली मंगलमय हो,
आपको दिवाली Advance में मुबारक हो,
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में जानता हूँ कि में बहोत जल्दी Wish कर रहा हूँ,
कितुं क्या करू ?
मेरे पास Thousand of Beauties, Hots और Smarties है
जिन्हें मुझे Wish करना है,
इसलिए पहले में
Uncles और Aunties को Wish कर रहा हूँ…

 

 


Apun wishing you a wonderful,
*super-duper*
*zabardast*
*xtra-badhiya*
*xtra special*
Ekdum mast and Dhinchak,
bole to ekdum **Jhakaas**
# HAPPY DiWALi #

 

 


में आशा करता हूँ कि,
इस दिवाली के पावन मौके पे,
दिपावली के अलौकिक प्रकाश से,
तुम्हारे दिमाग में कुछ उजाला हो…
और
तूम इंसानो जैसा बर्ताव शुरू कर दो…
$ HAPPY DIPAWALI IN ADVANCE $

 

 


Rocket = 90 रू.
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Bomb = 100 रू.
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Anar = 80 रू.
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फुलजरी = 50 रू.
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चकरी = 100 रू.
कुल = 420 रू.
It’s a completely wastage of money…
क्यु न यही 420 रू. से कुछ चारसो बीसी का काम करें.
एक तंदूरी चिकन लाओ,
और 1 विस्की लाओ टोटल हुआ खर्चा 400 रू.
खूब खाओ और पीओ…
बीवी होगी तो पटाके खुद ही बजेंगे…
नहीं होगी तो घरवाले बजायेंगे…
Wish you a very Happy Diwali…

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happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures
happy Diwali Funny jokes messages sms wishes 2016 Deepavali funny jokes images wallpapers pictures