Columbus Day Funny quotes Jokes messages for whatsapp facebook : Oh so contrary to the common history books belief, you are much aware that Sire Christopher Columbus did not really discover America! But since the day is marked so in all our calendars, why not indulge in some fun time? We get you best Columbus Day funny jokes you could ever come across. The jokes are so funny you will certainly roll on the floor laughing. The sarcastic jokes- when sent to your friends and family- will surely make for the day when you are required to go to the office, no matter how technically it should be a work-off!
Columbus Day Funny quotes Jokes messages for whatsapp facebook
In honor of Columbus Day , take this tweet, put your own name on it, then erase mine.
You’ve got to hand it to Christopher Columbus, because he would have definitely taken it anyway & then murdered you.
*sees someone drop their wallet*
ME: This is mine. I discovered it
THEM: what no
ME *stabs them* Columbus Day rules
COP: dang he’s right
Happy “This Dude Came Over And Pointed Out What Was Already Here” Day#ColumbusDay
As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions.
In fourteen-hundred and ninety-two, columbus was a genocidal piece of shit and an asshole too.
“Go Redskins!” – Christopher Columbus, 1492.
The only thing Christopher Columbus ever discovered was Daniel Radcliffe.
#ColumbusDay has become like that drunk Uncle everyone is ashamed of.
Christopher Columbus did not sail the ocean blue for me to still have school.
Had Christopher Columbus known Kim Kardashian would one day have 24 million Twitter followers, I’m pretty sure he would have turned around.
Only 1490’s kids will remember this
*sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*
In honor of #ColumbusDay I have discovered my neighbors house. Also slaughtered him and his family. I was trying to get to the grocery store.
Remember kids, you get today off from school because Christopher Columbus got lost.#ColumbusDay
When Christopher Columbus hands you the aux cor.
I refuse to write a Columbus Day tweet. Each of my tweets should work on any day that theyre read. They should feel immediate, yet timeless.
If you really think Christopher Columbus was an alright guy, just google him. You’ll be sick to your stomach. Dude was a pirate that would chop off the noses, lips and limbs of the Natives he enslaved just for fun.
In 1492, the Tainos discovered Columbus lost at sea.
Arithmetic must be discovered in just the same sense in which Columbus discovered the West Indies, and we no more create numbers than he created the Indians.
In all parts of the Old World, as well as of the New, it was evident that Columbus had kindled a fire in every mariner’s heart. That fire was the harbinger of a new era, for it was not to be extinguished. ~Charles Kendall Adams
Every ship that comes to America got its chart from Columbus. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. ~Robert F. Kennedy
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. ~John A. Shedd,Salt from My Attic, 1928