Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook

Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook : SO, whoever so far used to believe whatever the history books told, kindly raise your hand… Good Morning! Assumingly, you are also a firm believer in Columbus and his discovery of the New World, America? Well, to set the facts right, the land was discovered a millenia before and people with two hands and two legs- people similar to us- were already part and parcel of the land. SO now that you know the thing, let’s simply go ahead with the popular belief and get joking around. We have with us the best compilation of Columbus Day Funny Jokes that are so sarcastic and funny, you will find it hard to reach the next line with rolling on the floor laughing.

 Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook

Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook
Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook


Thank
god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles…

 


 

You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you’re always discovering things people knew about years ago.

 


This Columbus Day, let’s apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino.

 


I can’t even imagine how many indigenous people Columbus would have murdered if he didn’t get Columbus Day off.

 


‘Nathaniel you know an ancestor of mine came over on the Santa Maria.’

 


Nathaniel replied: ‘Really? Which rat was he?’

Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook
Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook
Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook
Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook

 


COLUMBUS’ Father:I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher. You could have written.

 


When Columbus came to America there wasn’t any government. Look how far we’ve come.

 


Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them.

 


Happy Columbus Day!! I’m most thankful 4 Home Alone & the 1st 2 Harry Potter Movies, but def a shout out to Adventures in Babysitting.

 


The teacher stood at the front of the room. “Does anybody know what this Monday is?” About half of the students raised their hands. The teacher pointed to one of them. “It’s Columbus Day!” he crowed. The teacher smiled. “It is. Does anybody know why we celebrate it?” This time, only one student raised her hand. “It’s the day the Indians discovered Columbus!” How very true indeed.

 


Columbus was a Democrat…

 Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes


They say that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat.
When he left to discover America, he didn’t know where he was going.
When he got there he didn’t know where he was.
And it was all done on a government grant.

 


Christopher Columbus was the first manager.He was an Italian in charge of a Spanish ship. He didn’t know where he was going. When he got there he didn’t know where he was. When he got back he didn’t know where he had been. And the government paid for the trip.

 


How was America named? When Columbus was sailing …

 


How was America named? When Columbus was sailing to America, there was a Chinese guy on the very top of the ship. The Chinese guy spots a land and doesn`t know what it is. He points at the land and saids “Ah meh lay gah.”

 


Watching The History Channel and they said Christopher Columbus not only discovered America but killed all the aliens that were here first.

 


Where did Columbus first land in America? On his feet! Who was the first cat to discover America? Christopher Columpuss! How was Columbus’s ship like an avid shopper? They’re both driven by sales! What’s the difference between one of Columbus’s sailors and a monster ? One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind!

 


This Columbus Day, let’s berate the man who made the Washington Redskins possible.

Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook
Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook
Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook
Funny Columbus Day messages posters funny Jokes Pictures for whatsapp facebook